if youre cute im legally allowed to kiss you its the law
hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
LIST OF REALLY SUPER CUTE THINGS:
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
dont talk shit about madoka in my presence i will fight you
oooh, Pearl, Amethyst and Garnet!
Jensen’s shoulders are one of life’s gifts.
Why does he insist on hiding them beneath stupid clothing?
Why I hate going on Facebook.
WTF… this is why I am so ashamed of humanity sometimes…. & THESE IGNORANT MEN… need to get their dick chopped off. Sorry for the vulgar language but this makes me sick. The only causes of rape is because of RAPISTS, period.
"Dress like ladys weman"
An obvious typo of Gladys Weman, inventor of MacePants
but we don’t need feminism at all nope nope not even a bit
I accidentally wrote ‘for’ twice in the original so I edited it out in Photoshop. What a time to be alive